People in relationships tend to do a lot on the internet. Not long ago, they almost collapsed the web space with “Your view, my view, Jehovah overview” and a lot of “God when” rented the air. Now they’ve brought another one, “It’s the little things that matter”. A lady once posted about how her phone was acting up and her babe sent her the latest iPhone and she still went ahead to say it’s the little things. So I present to you, the little things that you can also use to secure your place in your lover’s heart forever.

Book a stadium for him to watch his favourite team play

It’s only logical for you to pay attention when your boyfriend is making a fuss about his team and his dream to go and watch Lacazette flop in Wembley’s or to be able to scream “Rashfordddddd” in old Trafford. You can be sure of getting a blood covenant tying both of you together forever if you can only book the whole stadium to project an image of him screaming Rashfordddddd. It truly is the little things, dear.

Order the limited edition Michael Kors bags

If your babe has been saving a lot of pictures off Instagram and sending some screenshots to her WhatsApp status about her favourite bag, you should most definitely get her a customised one. What would it cost you to put a call to Fenty and request for Rihanna to make a video saying “This is for you, Labake” while sending her a lingerie with her name embroidered into it. Just these small things you should be doing.

Get a chef make her favourite meal while the sun is setting in Santorini

It’s not everyday you’ll be taking her to Soulfood and snapping ten thousand pictures. On some other days, book an appointment with the only chef that makes snail shell soup and get him to set it before her on a candlelight dinner at a beach in Santorini. You know the catch? It’s just both of you, spending a few tens of thousands of dollars and gazing at sunset. Who cares if you run broke after? It’s all for love.

Get Wizkid to mention her name in his next collabo with Beyonce

My dear, you’re made for life if you get to do this for her. You remember Pakurumo by Wizkid when he was singing for Funke and Alimot? You can just make sure he includes her surname in this one, so that she’ll hug you tight and say “I love how you pay attention to the little things I talk about like being featured in Wizkid’s next Grammy nomination.

Book a flight to Mars, exclusive tickets

SpaceX is up to something recently; they want to carry everybody outside Earth and how best to prove your love to your partner than literally taking them over the moon? Simple things like this is all that matters. I trust that you’ve been paying attention.