In this new world order of capitalism, the frenzy to get rich quickly is on the high side. There are so many schemes to hit the millionaire status and there’s hardly anytime you refresh your timeline that you don’t get to see something in line of showing you the ropes.
Elon Musk is a top tier guy in this regard. He came from behind and became the richest man in the world and a huge influence on the financial market.
In the goodness of our hearts, we found you five sure ways to get Elon Musk minions on their toes.
1. Run a Ponzi scheme
Don’t worry, you just need to be the first on the list. Guaranteed returns on this one especially if you have sure guys in your circle; extra points if they’re greedy like you too. When the scheme wants to crash, run to Benin Republic and seek asylum. Next thing, you’ll be writing books on how you made your first million before twenty five. The end always justifies the means.
2. Steal your father’s range rover
Scroll down if your father isn’t in this category. If you’re lucky to be born into money, but because of different factors ranging from stupidity to being extremely dumb, I bet they won’t mind if you go ahead and put one of their luxury cars up for sale. Just take it nicely (without asking first) and get your investment capital rolling.
3. Save your way into it.
If you’re one of those World Bank said you live below poverty lines based on the $1 thing, just don’t worry your head about this. The only thing you should be saving is your sanity, because you’re definitely at risk of losing your mind with the number of calculations you’d have to do every day while you’re feeding from hand to mouth. Otherwise, you might go on a dry fast and save all your coins till it’s enough to start a business.
4. Become a tech bro
I don’t need to dwell too much on this, knowing how those guys show off. Just grab a laptop and get to work. If it’s not front end that will make you blow, it will be back end. Just invest in those YouTube videos and get on the path to earning in dollarzzz.
5. Create a Bitcoin masterclass
Knowing how greedy Nigerians are, you can imagine that they are extremely invested in this Bitcoin craze. Just start a class on how they can get all the millions from their 5k investment. Trust us, they’ll rush you.
Article by Qetsiyah Arowona.
